Israeli elite forces arrested Tuesday night four Palestinian brooms, Israeli army sources confirm.
“The Israeli security forces were given sweeping powers to search the homes of Palestinians suspected of harbouring brooms,” stated Israel’s Army Radio, Galei Tzahal.
In a press release, IDF desk stated that its elite forces captured 3 Firebotls and 1 Nimbus 2000 brooms.
“Now Israelis can sweep in peace,” the IDF statement concluded.
The operation, which was announced on Twitter, was named Operation Broom Broom.
Operation Broom Broom is Bennett’s first as Israel’ Prime Minister and comes hours after Israel’s annual Death-to-Arabs, May-your-village-burn, and Muhammad-is-dead parade in occupied Jerusalem.
“We fight for justice and equality. And I don’t mean to make a sweeping generalisation, but to Palestinians all brooms are pretty much the same,” said one masked Palestinian youth.
Palestinian sources claim young Palestinians were only cleaning the aftermath of Israel’s racist mobs. But IDF affirms they have evidence the brooms were by Palestinian angry mops against Jewish settlers peacefully marching in Jerusalem.
On his part, Ofir Gendelman posted a picture on Twitter with the caption: “The brooms have Jewish blood on their brushes.”